It's been a while, but I had to buy lingerie as an assignment, physically in a store where I also had to make it clear that it was for myself. After much hesitation and searching, I found a store and went inside. On my list was a black slip dress, slip and stockings, possibly with a suspender. Once inside, there were 2 other customers, the saleswoman came to me and asked can I help you. Yes, a slip, stockings and suspenders. And she asked what is the size of your partner, I assume it is for your partner.
I looked at her in a woman in her 40s and thought what the heck, no, it's for myself. The answer was surprising, how special, but I am happy to help you. And she did that, she even measured my chest size and after half an hour I was outside. I have no idea what she thought of me, but that doesn't matter because she really helped me.
Once at home I was allowed to show it to my wife. I was so excited about this adventure and my wife noticed that too. She was very sweet to me, I was allowed to jerk off myself but I couldn't come...